Welcome to this incredible waste of bandwidth! There is absolutely no reason for this site, other than to take up space. There is nothing of any value here. So maybe you should just turn around and try to search for other useless bits and bytes ;-P

I love to hit my thumbs with a hamer! maybe I'll just try to get my head stuck in a sewer pipe, just for G.P.....

I will probably never get rid of this picture. My wife thinks it is hideous, but I think it embodies the sheer frustration of dealing with MicroDORK!